iPod can't buy me love

We're really hoping that this classified ad that turned up yesterday on Craig's List here in New York is just some bizarre piece of guerrilla marketing for Apple:

Hi, I'm having my parents come visit me sometime in the next two weeks and have lied and told them I am dating
someone I am in love with. You will only have to come to one dinner. In exchange for this I will buy you an IPOD -
yes new – we walk into the store together and buy a new IPOD. Let me know if this interests you, and if you want to
be in a loving relationship with all the benefits it brings ;-) I want to pretend we are totally in love. I am 24,
swm, a grad student, italian-american, (not a guido), athletic build. Send pics and i will send you mine, note I
check email basically every 3 hours. You should be in your 20's and athletic (great butt and legs are my main
interest when I say athletic).

[Via Gawker]