The new world record for fastest text messaging

Shattering the previous record of 67 seconds held by an Australian man (who even has his own publicist smacking down who claims that they're faster), a Singaporean woman was able to tap out "The razor-toothed piranhas of the genera Serrasalmus and Pygocentrus are the most ferocious freshwater fish in the world. In reality they seldom attack a human." in just under 44 seconds. No predictive text stuff or Treo keyboards allowed, either.