Get your real live jetbike right here

Please oh please let this be real. And let someone buy it for us.
We could really use a working hoverbike around here. This crazy New Zealander has built himself a jetbike and is now selling it on an auction site for $5,600 (so far). It's not an actual antigravity device (we're not quite that
gullible) but a hovercraft made with what certainly looks like an airplane engine. In any case, it goes 50 kilometers per hour and can "spin on a dime." From what we can gather from his stilted grammar, it was inspired by the Star Wars hover racers. Good to know something
good came out of those godawful movies.