The Whirlpool Personal Valet, for the snappy, lazy dresser

Somehow we can't help wondering if this is going to show up in the "Half-Baked Technologies of Yesterday" section in magazines fifty years from now, but the Personal Valet by Whirlpool claims to clean odors and smooth wrinkles from your clothes just like that. Apparently it even works on suede and sequins (though if we find out any of you are rocking sequins, we'll ban your IP), and all you do is add this Presiva formula, the thing heats up to about 120-140°, and you're done in a half an hour. Still, it's hard for us to care if we know it won't help out in the ever difficult pit-stain department.