Hank likes flat things, especially Motorola's RAZR V3 cellphone

It's a crazy, goofy, flashing, retro Nineties-style personal home page, which can only mean one thing: someone (in this case a company called Digital Oxygen) has been engaging in some stealth marketing on someone's behalf. "Hank Magwood" of Hank-Makes-It-Flat.com really loves flattening things like traffic cones, bikes, and dumbells, and crikey,
there just happens to be a bunch of pics of him with his very favoritest flat thing of all, Motorola's new RAZR V3 cellphone. You go!

[Thanks, huphtur]