Powerbook G5: foiled again?!

Does anybody else feel like they're watching a tennis match? The Powerbooks
are coming! Wait – no,
they're not! Wait again – ha ha we caught Apple red handed! Powerbook G5's are surely on the way!

Well, maybe it's off again. Or maybe Apple is paying all these shills to keep us on a roller coaster of suspense. No matter what, we'll probably be hearing "Read My Lips – No New Powerbooks!" until the day they're announced.