Samsung's SCH-S310 Beatbox Phone

By Ryan Block

Ok, we're gonna take a moment here to re-commandeer the term
"beatbox" from electronics marketing people—it refers to mad vocal beats, remember? Doug E Fresh, Biz Markie, you know—you're down, right? So even if Samsung's new SCH-S310
"Beatbox Phone" supposedly plays 435 kinds of music and synthesizes 30 kinds of instruments, you're not going to hear us call it by that name—unless they gonna sample Rahzel or some biz. So let's just stick to the 1.3-megapixel camera, MP3 playback capabilities, and integrated GPS, before we have to bust, fool, and war on them with our mad breakin' skills.

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