Lock up your daughters. Boll is back!

It's hard to believe that Uwe Boll is still allowed to make movies. If he could be summed up in one word, that word would be "crap". If two were needed, the other would be "utterly".

Sadly, he's pulled out his contract with Satan (since that's the only way he could possibly have a career), and shown the big guy the small print. Satan has sighed, and here we are again. The video game he'll be desecrating this time is Postal. Though really, it'd be hard to make a movie worse than the game, though I'm sure Boll will do his best to disprove that theory.

Fear the Boll. He thrives on our hate it would seem.