The Daun ENG Pet Dry Room

We know what you're thinking, and we're thinking it too. But repress your puerile hamster-in-microwave urges because as you might like it to actually be a giant pet microwave you can use on the yapper next door, it's merely Daun ENG's Pet Dry Room. Debuted at the Seoul International Dog show, the device hits your poochie with a bit 'o infrared to dry its skin and protect it from painful rashes. But we all know what it's going to be used for: solitary, dude, for when Rover stabs that dog across the street with a shiv over a pack of cigarettes.

[Via Popgadget]