Finger Fone finger-mounted Bluetooth headset

Since some people are averse to talking on a
Bluetooth headset, believing that it makes them look like a ranting lunatic, we present to you a new option that lets you smack your hand back against your face where it belongs. The Finger Fone is a small-for-a-headset but huge-for-a-ring device that, as the name suggests,
allows users to make and receive calls by holding a hand against their ear. This 30-gram headset (handset? fingerset?)
is worn on the finger, maintains a Bluetooth connection to a cellphone, and picks up audio through
bone conduction technology. It is being marketed as a solution to carrying on conversations in crowded areas, where normal headsets would pick up a lot of background noise, and can be used one-handed through the incorporation of
"Ubi button" technology, which controls the device through different finger movements. We suppose that wearing this clunky product isn't much worse than sporting a Ring Pop, and it's a heck of a lot more functional (though not nearly as tasty).