Who needs HDTV? FCC approves ADHDTV for 2007

The Onion has done it again, after reading this, I'm not sure most programming didn't become ADHD-compatible a couple years ago.

"In the media-saturated climate of the modern age, few have the time and energy to sit still for an entire episode of King Of Queens,"
Martin said. "Although the FCC will leave it up to the television networks to make the necessary programming changes, we are recommending, in accordance with the ADHDTV standard, that all shows be no more than six minutes in length, and that they contain jarring and unpredictable camera cuts to shiny props and detailed background sets."

Don't forget to check out their list of the Xbox 360's new features either.

[Via digg]