Wii games to blot out the Rising Sun in 2007

Say, your Wii's looking a little dusty. No, no, don't brush it off on our account, ours has seen better days too. Good news though: If a list of Wii games set for 2007 in Japan holds up for America, we may both soon need to invest in some cans of compressed air.

IGN unearthed this list of games that have been announced by Nintendo to be released in Japan this year; so many, in fact, that we broke a federal ban on 300 jokes to write our headline. So, we'll give you a few upfront, but you're going to have to jump to get the rest of the goodness.

• Super Smash Bros. Brawl
• Donkey Kong Taru Jet Race (DK Jet or DK Bongo Blast, US)
• Wii Health Pack
• Disaster: Day of Crisis

• Mario Party 8
• Project H.A.M.M.E.R.
• Wii Music
• Super Mario Galaxy
• Battalion Wars II
• Forever Blue
• Mario Strikers Charged
• Metroid Prime 3: Corruption
• Mario and Sonic at the Olympics

The big question is, of course, exactly which of these games will be coming stateside. Well, IGN points out that Mario Party 8 is set for May 29, Pokemon for June 25 and Mario Strikers Charged for sometime this summer. The rest? One big question mark. Speculation ... commence!