This Week in Review isn't snaking either way

We've had our hands full today mulling over what we should play — Mario Kart Wii or Metal Gear Online, both titles we weren't expecting until the weekend. We were going to use the snaking joke regardless of the headlining game, but then we realized that you will not be snaking in either game.

We've got a rather hefty This Week in Review today. Check out all of our hands-on impressions and reviews from the Joystiq Network this week:

Nintendo Wii

• Mario Kart Wii (Review, Impressions, Controller)
• Deca Sports (hands-on)
• River City Ransom (Virtual Console)
• Phantasy Star III (Virtual Console)
• Brawl Stage of the Week: Super Mario World

PlayStation 3

• Metal Gear Online (Hands-on)
• Siren: New Translation (Hands-on)
• Dragon Ball Z: Burst Limit (Hands-on)
• Civilization Revolution (Hands-on)

Nintendo DS

• MLB 2K8 Fantasy All-Stars (Review)
• Pokemon Mystery Dungeon 2 (Review)

Xbox 360

• Lost Cities (XBLA in Brief)
• Community Content: City of the Dead Edition

Sony PSP

• B-Boy (Hands-on)
• Naruto Ultimate Ninja Heroes 2 (Hands-on)