Epic lists Gears of War 2 issues (and solutions)

Q: How awesome is your game?

Our game is so awesome.

Q: If I have any other issues –

No, you don't! Look at the reviews! Our game is like a breath of fresh air on a cloudy day, filled with sunshine and rainbows! Don't make us Cliffy-Punch™ you ...

Q: But if I do have issues — say with the download codes or matchmaking or executions ...

Oh, well, then, check out this official Issues & Solutions thread.

Q: Say, is that CliffyB Twitter account real?

Only in our hearts, Mark. Only in our hearts.

Q: Thanks! Now about those smoke grenades ...