New Resident Evil: The Darkside Chronicles trailer makes with the cheap scares

Capcom has issued a new trailer for Resident Evil: The Darkside Chronicles, complete with high production values and –OMG what was that?! Sorry, but you see things keep popping –AHHHH! We apologize, we're trying to get this post done, but scary things are making loud noises and jumping right out at us.

Hopefully you'll be able to get through this two-and-a-half minute trailer without suffering a coronary. We'll cross our fingers for you.
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